Couch Moving

So one time Nathan and his wife Nancy were moving and he needed help getting his entertainment room moved out. So when we started, me and my friend Mikeal were trying to push the couch out sideways instead of the regular way. So Nancy looked at us and said "You fucking idiots you are supposed to turn it longways not sideways." So we do and we still have trouble trying to get it out of the room. So she says "Hey, why not try taking off the wheels?" and Mikeal gets wide eyed and said "Really? You can do that?!?" like it was some big breaking news to him. So she spent the next twenty minutes telling him to turn the screws to the left, but each one he tried to from the right. So he finally got the wheels off and we try to get it through but it still wont work. So she said "Hey numb nuts remove the door." so after doing that it finally got through. Next up was the projector and the screen. The screen came down easy but when it came to the projector it had two screws so we were fucked. So I was trying to get it down when the chair gave out on me and I pulled the projector down. In the process it put a hole in the wall. So when we got it all out we got looking and I got mad and started punching holes in the walls looking for stuff to move. So when Nathan walked back into the room, He simply went "What the fuck!" and walked out like nothing happened.