Nathan on Ethan's Situation Thing

So, Ethan is a little weird when it comes to some of the things he does. One time a friend of his said, "Hey, I have a bit of a situation with a friend of mine." and Ethan lifts his shirt and says "This is the situation." And the dude just was con-fuddled by this. "What?" "The situation, this is the situation!" The friend just paused and said calmly. "My friend wanted to see you but he had a seizure and he wants to know if you can visit. He is gonna be okay, if you wanna he is at (Insert hospital here)." and he walked off and left Ethan standing there with his shirt raised up.

Couch Moving

So one time Nathan and his wife Nancy were moving and he needed help getting his entertainment room moved out. So when we started, me and my friend Mikeal were trying to push the couch out sideways instead of the regular way. So Nancy looked at us and said "You fucking idiots you are supposed to turn it longways not sideways." So we do and we still have trouble trying to get it out of the room. So she says "Hey, why not try taking off the wheels?" and Mikeal gets wide eyed and said "Really? You can do that?!?" like it was some big breaking news to him. So she spent the next twenty minutes telling him to turn the screws to the left, but each one he tried to from the right. So he finally got the wheels off and we try to get it through but it still wont work. So she said "Hey numb nuts remove the door." so after doing that it finally got through. Next up was the projector and the screen. The screen came down easy but when it came to the projector it had two screws so we were fucked. So I was trying to get it down when the chair gave out on me and I pulled the projector down. In the process it put a hole in the wall. So when we got it all out we got looking and I got mad and started punching holes in the walls looking for stuff to move. So when Nathan walked back into the room, He simply went "What the fuck!" and walked out like nothing happened.

A Random Zoo Story

One time a few months back me and Nathan were at the zoo and we got to the Missouri part of the place and we went to see the deer. So we had full on expected to not get close enough to see them, but those retarded fucking deer went right to us and just pretty much said "Hello please kill me!" So Nathan leans over and says "I killed your father!" and we start to walk away but then this cunt of a zoo keeper comes over to us and says "Excuse me sir, but you are traumatizing the animals". He calmly turns and smiles "Hey cunt, if you want the deer to be that retarded to come near me, it's the damned deer fault. It is just begging to get killed. It's like those rich fucks that pay to hunt. It's like it is begging to die! Like "Hello hunter I am a deer, I will put the gun to my head to make it easier to kill me. Wait that is unsportsmanlike? I will start to walk slowly forward just shoot me in the head. Wait that is still unsportsmanlike? I will kill myself just mount me on your wall! I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE PLEASE KILL ME! MY WIFE IS DEAD AND WAS MADE INTO DINNER! PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME!" Is that a sign that your zoos deer are retarded?" So at this point a couple of kids were staring blankly at us, and so is the zoo keeper. She is the reason that I am no longer allowed in there.;

Me, Nathan, and the Electric Fence

So, for the first story on here is one of the stupidest things that Nathan has ever done and one of the meanest things that I have ever done. My friend had a farm up the road and slightly to the left of where I currently live and me and Nathan got bored one day, so we decided to go visit him. So we walked to the fence and Nathan had the most wide eyed look on his face. I had a thought go through my head that I had to get Nathan to touch it. So I looked at him and said "hey Nathan, be careful the top wire is barbed wire". He looks at me and says "I know what that fuck that is." "Well if you wanna get through the fence you have to like bend the two wires below and get out that way." So he starts to reach for it and it's like time has literally slowed. He grabbed the wire and literally got almost shocked to death. So he stands back up and looks up and me and asked "What the fuck just happened?" So I say "Dude, I think that you touched the bottom cable." So he tries two more times before he figures out that the whole fence except the barbed wire was electric.